What if programming languages were...

To define a programming language is never easy. You can describe their syntax/features/capabilities but that doesn't translate in its real potential. In fact, most of the times, the whole is not equal to the sum of its parts. So, what better way to describe the true potential of programming languages than to use clever analogies of the real world.

What if programming languages were...

• ...cars?
• ...women?
• ...celebrities?
• ...boats?