Internet fails

There are some people that really haven't understand some basic aspects of the Internet:

• If you're ditching work and you tell your bosses you're doing so for medical reasons, don't post an update on your profile saying that you're doing it because you're still trashed from last night. At least this guy was cool enough to admit the epic fail! :-)
  

• If you decide to make a living of showing off your body on an webcam, the least you can do is be awake while you're doing it.